Turf Tarts
When reality is too distorted to handle
We were up bright and early, ready for our first tee time. We knew the boys were out in the Valley with their golf tournament and we did not want to run into them. (Vise versa I'm sure). We pulled into the parking lot and what do we see......all of their vehicles. Michele at this time was in the process of applying lipstick. This is when the light bulb came on. We proceeded to write Turf Tarts and smooch marks all over their vans and trucks. (Did I mention Michele does not buy $5.00 lipstick) We never did see them, but they sure knew we were there. Nigel drove around for a month with lipstick on his work van.
