Turf Tarts
When reality is too distorted to handle
Wikipedia Says: The marshmallow ....A popular camping or backyard tradition in North America and the English-speaking world is the toasting or roasting of marshmallows over a campfire or other open flame.
Lauriepedia Says: Carry a large bag of marshmallows in your golf bag. When Lynn is golfing behind you, wait until she makes a shot around a corner that she can't see. Then come in for the bate and switch. Place a marshmallow right beside the hole on the green. Stand back in the bushes and kill yourself laughing at the expression on her face. "Oh my God. Do you all see where my ball landed???? I almost got it in the whole" (while she is jumping and screaming). Then watch the expression on her face when she goes to putt it in.
